jayandbeyworryaboutye:

“I don’t know what’s wrong. I mean, Jay and I are having a great time with Diddy. But I can’t shake this feeling that something’s not right. Could it be… Kanye? Could I really be missing Kanye West? No. Never! Pull yourself together, Beyonce! I mean, when we go out with Ye, he’s always surreptitiously humming his own music to himself, he always gets drunk and tries to order twenty things of cotton candy, he always shows me this one youtube video of this mute golden retriever, and tells me over and over that he feels this distant but weirdly intense soul connection with it, he’s always… Shit. You know what? …He’s always making me laugh. Always… making me laugh…” 

jayandbeyworryaboutye:

“I don’t know what’s wrong. I mean, Jay and I are having a great time with Diddy. But I can’t shake this feeling that something’s not right. Could it be… Kanye? Could I really be missing Kanye West? No. Never! Pull yourself together, Beyonce! I mean, when we go out with Ye, he’s always surreptitiously humming his own music to himself, he always gets drunk and tries to order twenty things of cotton candy, he always shows me this one youtube video of this mute golden retriever, and tells me over and over that he feels this distant but weirdly intense soul connection with it, he’s always… Shit. You know what? …He’s always making me laugh. Always… making me laugh…”