I’m really struggling with buying a father’s day card because they all say “#1 dad” and I need one that says “you’re a mediocre father” and I don’t think they have those.
Maybe I’ll just get him some chapstick.
I had the same problem with Mother’s Day cards. They were all saying you’re the best mom ever or you are such a friend. None of those things resemble my mom. I left the store pissed.
What I’m getting is that all the women in Middle Earth ran off and set up their own civilization somewhere….